As actually none of you know, I receive a nerd jewelry subscription box called Fandom of the Month Club. It’s really cool. I decided for the weekly review, I’d review the box. It’ll have it’s OWN EMOJIS TOO! AND PICTURES I TOOK MYSELF! SO FANCY.
Anyway. This month’s theme was POKEMON. I know. Weird. I guess when they started designing it Pokemon GO was still all the rage. (it’s not now.) It’s cool, hypothetically. Well, you’ll see.
How much I would wear them: 👑👑
Yeah. The box wasn’t great. Although I’d put that mostly on the fact that NOBODY PLAYS POKEMON THE CRAZE IS OVER.
Anyway. Let’s go through the pieces.
First thing I see:
I immediately knew it was Pokemon. (They didn’t exactly make it hard to tell.)
Initial reaction: Ohh…
The second thing I saw was the muslin bag.
I’m just glad they didn’t put “gotta cATCH EM ALL”
I like it. It’s pretty. I guess.
The next thing (or things I guess) I saw were these hairclips.
They’re the three first Pokemon and Pikachu.
Initial reaction: when the fuck am I gonna wear these
Next, we’ve got these earrings. I think these are about the best of the lot, tied with what’s next.
The head sticks out your ear, and the body and tail are coming out the back. I’d wear these, totally. My main complaint is that the body and tail are not actually connected to the head, they can just slide off when the back of the stud is off. I’m gonna lose those bits. It’as a given.
Last, but not least:
It’s a compact mirror! I think this is really cool. It’s like you open it up and OOO ITS NOT A POKEMON IT’S YOUR FACE (WHICH IS JUST AS UGLY AS A POKEMON sorry ignore that you’re beautiful I love you)
So what do you guys think? Cool? Not?
My overall opinion: It was not my favorite box. It was my least favorite box. I like some things, some will never see the light of day again.
Also even though I didn’t like this one the company who makes it is bae and run by a kickass nerd mom gorgeous queen so buy her stuff.
My sunglasses are still broken,
P.S. Okay so in the pic with all the things there’s something that says F(Pokeball)LLOW ME TO THE GYM I chose not to include it because I’d like to know who in their right mind would want that IF YOU WANT IT MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANT PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING BUT THE BAG AND EARRINGS MESSAGE ME
P.P.S. Sometime I’ll show you my all-time favorite box.
P.P.P.S. I lost one of the lenses to my sunglasses